instantwaffles:

abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

I have no impulse control

ambientnightfall:

the-top-hat-anon:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

s

sleeby….

Put those fucking sticks down

the-real-eye-to-see:

There is nothing this man can’t do!

hotellesbian:

mama pasta looks so kind

savethebeesbby:

bdsm stands for

Bees
Do
So
Much for the environment

pucikat:

manapua:

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

missmonstermel:

Working on a thicc boi to bring to @designercon ! Gonna be a serious hustle between now and then , hoping to have at least a few blanks of this dude at the table ( booth 638) Sculpted in @monster_clay using my trusty @wwwkenstoolscom set! I will be posting the entire process from lump to finished cast to my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/missmonster #designercon2018 #monsterclay #missmonster #missmonstermel #originalcharacter #sculpture #customtoy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpVn7_nhe-x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1u7qrm1dlwz5x

genericdubstep:

gahdamnpunk:

Please read this!

+

This.

This is very important.

onidrills:

i love god damn captcha art

bisexualscotty:

positive-memes:

Wholesome Super soaker inventor!

His name is Lonnie Johnson and he used to work at NASA!

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mjalti:

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

i-draws-dinosaurs:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

jenniferrpovey:

helen007900:

jenniferrpovey:

lily-ackerman:

enscenic:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

bwa ha ha ha

Originally posted by laughingsquid

I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

He just wants love!

The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”

poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon

I love and support him in his musical endeavours