aries short-tempered kind-hearted babies

taurus stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone

gemini intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor

cancer over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes

leo melodramatic fun-loving fucks

virgo creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating

libra ditsy carefree pacifist qts

scorpio intensely emotional secretive bad bitches

sagittarius honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck

capricorn organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads

aquarius extroverted detached open-minded freaks

pisces sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating