John Watson is not in love with Sherlock Holmes. Right, John? …John? Hey, stop that. Stop holding Sherlock’s hand. John Watson, don’t you dare kiss Sherlock on the mouth. Don’t you dar— okay, well, don’t even think about holding him tightly in your arms. Stop it! Stop what you’re doing! John, if you propose to him I swear to— YOU PUT THAT ENGAGEMENT RING AWAY THIS INSTANT!