The Escapist

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Spock: You are appealing.
Spock: Your physique appears to be above average for the standard human male, but I lack the data to confirm my hypothesis.
Spock: I will enjoy undressing you at and in an appropriate time and location after our shift has concluded.
Spock: I will require your presence for this.
Kirk: what is happening
KirK: are you trying to sext me??
Spock: I apologize.
Spock: I was under the impression that you desired this type of conversation.
Kirk: NO
Kirk: I LOVE IT do more
Kirk: i’m heading down to your labs
Kirk: we’re all alone in there
Kirk: what are you going to do to me?
Spock: Did you remember to lock the door?
Kirk: no
Spock: Work settings require additional security measures to ensure that our privacy is not compromised.
Kirk: I LOCK THE DOOR
Spock: Very well.
Spock: I must return to work.
Kirk: what no!
Kirk: we didn’t even get to the good parts
Kirk: c’mon
Kirk: spock
Kirk: SPOCK
Kirk: spock i know you’re reading this
Kirk: tell me what you’ll do to me after work and i’ll leave you alone
Spock: I will kneel before you in the laboratory, in spite of how illogical that location is.
Spock: We have a bedroom that we share that is more appropriate for intercourse.
Kirk: acknowledged
Spock: I will unzip your pants.
Kirk: then what
Kirk: i’m so hard
Spock: I will close my hand around your dick and begin stroking up and down its length. I will be increasing my speed by 2.5% every two seconds.
Kirk: hot i think
Kirk: are you going to let me finish on you?
Spock: As this scenario is entirely fantastical and requires no actual clean up, I will allow it.
Kirk: so hot

by Elijah of Enterprise RPG