The Escapist

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

• ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
• hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
• slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
• gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you