“you’re probably two days old”,

Transcript:

“All right, I got my flower crown on, this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep. Shit’s about to get fucking deep in here. I heard you were sad so I decided I needed to come and rescue you like some sort of, like, prince. Okay, here we go. I’m going to cheer you up. Here you go. Here, okay. (picks up kitten) Two days old. Right. Two days old. Two days old, already cute as hell. Has lots of potential. I’m going to return it right there. And you, you’re a lot like that kitten, whoever you are. You have lots of potential. You’re probably two days old. And, you’re very cute.”