The Escapist

prettyarbitrary:

dvswraatins:

amusewithaview:

captainsassymills:

His style has evolved a lot since Avengers

Reading left-to-right from the top down:

1.  fitness instructor AU

2.  celebrity on the down low AU

3.  I’m your new IT guy AU

4.  mechanic/plumber AU

5.  soccer!dad AU

6.  I don’t even know, every time I look at him in that jacket my brain goes blank save for a running loop of “TAKE ME, I’M YOURS” text.  Follow your bliss, people - and go forth and write fic!

Really bugs me he’s not hanging up that towel. Is he tossing it into a laundry hamper? You just don’t know. (frets)

Come on, he’s Steve Rogers.  Can you actually imagine him, a guest in someone’s house and throwing his towel on their floor?  Of COURSE it’s going into a hamper, or at least somewhere appropriate.