The Escapist

57circlesofhell:

No, but if Martin were to do a terrible “john is good at sex” interview, he has a lot to go on because John:

• is a medical doctor with an intimate knowledge of human anatomy
  
• has found a prostate on screen
  
• is always licking his lips so probably has an oral fixation
  
• can walk comfortably with a tire iron down his pants
  

I could go on, but you get the idea