The Escapist

reapersun:

i drew my weird hannigram dream

post s3 murder husbands buying and running a gourmet grocery store together

they keep arguing about how high end their produce should be (because hannibal wants to stock shit like squid ink and will is just like wtf don’t waste my time with this shit *shuffles papers in the office upstairs*)

and will is the manager and keeps hiring goth teenagers as cashiers/baggers because he knows hannibal and their snobby customers hate them but he likes them so basically he’s adopting goth teenagers

and hannibal works in meats and wears a long apron 100% of the time and white shirts with the sleeves rolled up over his forearms P: and he lets his stubble grow out and he pretends he doesn’t speak english in public so that people ignore him and also pretends to be french

so he argues with will in french about how they absolutely need 30 jars of duck fat and will answers in english and everyone thinks they’re fucking adorable