The Escapist

thetwelfthpanda:

There’s a scene in the old testament where two angels come to the town of Sodom to visit this dude Lot and all the men in town go to Lot and demand him to bring out the angels so they can have sex with them and Lot goes, “Whoa my dudes I have two daughters so sleep with them instead because the angels are my guests.” And the angels tell Lot to run away because they’re gonna destroy the place and god rains down sulfure on the town and everything’s alright but Lot’s wife looks back and turns into a pillar of salt. The old testament is the wildest fan fiction I’ve ever read and I learned about this story in school when I was 9, why.