He wouldn’t like it here asdasfaegas

1) Everyone’s going to stare at him because of his height.

2) He can’t be swishy with his coat. The heat won’t let him.

3) Lots of crime, yeah, but they’re a 2 for him because our justice system is so corrupt. 

4) If you’re white, everyone’s going to assume you’re a ‘Kano’ an Amerikano. 

5) The internet here is slow.

Pros for him: We’re the texting capital of the world.

John on the other hand would feel at home here because he’s used to heat, he’ll still be taller than almost everyone, and fist fights and yelling are common.