The Instruments As Shit My Band Members Pulled On The Disney Trip
piccolos: ate a flower off a bush in the line for splash mountain on a dare
flutes: pretended little sister was invisible for entire week
clarinets: got separated from girlfriend on bus for pda...ten minutes into the trip
saxophones: put hands up on space mountain despite warnings and smashed them on a beam
trumpets: overslept and had to be picked up at house the morning we left
mellophones: pet a pelican on beach and got bitten, continued to attempt to pet random birds the rest of the week
trombones: started sobbing hysterically at the end of back to the future
baritones: tried to bring a pair of pliers into the parks, got them through animal kingdom but they got taken away at epcot
tubas: found a coconut lying on the beach, then smashed it open and ate it
pit percussion: brought a logging chain on the bus and pulled it out to slam it on the seats as accompaniment to the songs in movies
drum line: reached back to hold girlfriend's hand on splash mountain but grabbed the chaperone's instead...and didn't notice for almost five minutes
color guard: left out the emergency door of a mcdonald's which summoned the police and set off the alarm
drum majors: climbed up into luggage compartment of bus and crawled down it through everyone's carry on bags
