The Instruments As Shit My Band Members Pulled On The Disney Trip

piccolos ate a flower off a bush in the line for splash mountain on a dare

flutes pretended little sister was invisible for entire week

clarinets got separated from girlfriend on bus for pda...ten minutes into the trip

saxophones put hands up on space mountain despite warnings and smashed them on a beam

trumpets overslept and had to be picked up at house the morning we left

mellophones pet a pelican on beach and got bitten, continued to attempt to pet random birds the rest of the week

trombones started sobbing hysterically at the end of back to the future

baritones tried to bring a pair of pliers into the parks, got them through animal kingdom but they got taken away at epcot

tubas found a coconut lying on the beach, then smashed it open and ate it

pit percussion brought a logging chain on the bus and pulled it out to slam it on the seats as accompaniment to the songs in movies

drum line reached back to hold girlfriend's hand on splash mountain but grabbed the chaperone's instead...and didn't notice for almost five minutes

color guard left out the emergency door of a mcdonald's which summoned the police and set off the alarm

drum majors climbed up into luggage compartment of bus and crawled down it through everyone's carry on bags