The Escapist

roleplayiing-memes:

guardians of the galaxy; starter sentences.
“I am Groot.”
“Spare me your foul gaze, woman!”
“They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that’s rude! They folded yours!”
“Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.”
“You can’t. You’ll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!”
“You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.”
“We’re just like Kevin Bacon.”
“I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.”
“Dance off bro, me and you!”
“Who put the sticks up their butts?”
“What percentage of a plan do you have?”
“I have no words for an honorless thief.”
“I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!”
“Let’s see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin’ face!”
“Quit smiling, ya idiot, you’re supposed to be professional.”
“I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you’ve accepted me despite my blunders.”
“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”
“This is one fight you won’t win.”
“Fine, but I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks.”
“I like your knife, I’m keeping it.”
“YOU’RE… MAKING… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!”
“I don’t believe anyone is 100% a dick.”
“I don’t learn. One of my issues.”
“No one talks to my friends like that.”
“It’s cool to have a code name, it’s not that weird.”
“Screw this then, I’m not waiting around for someone with a death wish.”
“I’ve heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal.”
“I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.”
“Where did you learn to do that?”
“I only ask that you take this matter seriously.”
“They got my dick message!”
“I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!”
“That was a pretty good plan.”
“Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement.”
“Ain’t no one like me, ‘cept me.”
“I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”