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guardians of the galaxy; starter sentences.

  • “I am Groot.”
  • “Spare me your foul gaze, woman!”
  • “They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that’s rude! They folded yours!”
  • “Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.”
  • “You can’t. You’ll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!”
  • “You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.”
  • “We’re just like Kevin Bacon.”
  • “I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.”
  • “Dance off bro, me and you!”
  • “Who put the sticks up their butts?”
  • “What percentage of a plan do you have?”
  • “I have no words for an honorless thief.”
  • “I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!”
  • “Let’s see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin’ face!”
  • “Quit smiling, ya idiot, you’re supposed to be professional.”
  • “I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you’ve accepted me despite my blunders.”
  • “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”
  • “This is one fight you won’t win.”
  • “Fine, but I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks.”
  • “I like your knife, I’m keeping it.”
  • “YOU’RE… MAKING… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!”
  • “I don’t believe anyone is 100% a dick.”
  • “I don’t learn. One of my issues.”
  • “No one talks to my friends like that.”
  • “It’s cool to have a code name, it’s not that weird.”
  • “Screw this then, I’m not waiting around for someone with a death wish.”
  • “I’ve heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal.”
  • “I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.”
  • “Where did you learn to do that?”
  • “I only ask that you take this matter seriously.”
  • “They got my dick message!”
  • “I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!”
  • “That was a pretty good plan.”
  • “Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement.”
  • “Ain’t no one like me, ‘cept me.”
  • “I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”
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guardians of the galaxy