the star wars TFA pirates AU that absolutely nobody asked for but im doing it anyway asjdlskdf

tHIS IS BY NO MEANS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE OMg pls forgive hhhhh. basically the resistance are pirates who are actually out to do good, bb8 is a cute lil parrot with a map on how to get to luke’s island lmfao, the first order is some European navy, kylo ren used to be a pirate but things happened and yes. idK IF ILL FLESH THIS OUT?? mAYbe,,ma y be not