Call-out post for Wolverine because he’s fake af
- Is a “loner” and yet he’s been a member of like 37 different teams, had MULTIPLE teenage sidekicks, is friends with like everyone , including many of his enemies
- Drinks a lot of beer, but its only a metaphor bc his healing factor prevents him from getting drunk,,,,,
- pretends to be cool, but is actually a weeb
- licked cyclops’s face…but not in a gay way
- wakes up early every morning to style his hair like that…
- and u know he only does his hair like that to make his short ass seem slightly taller
- his name isnt even Logan! He stole that name!
- its actually james… u can see why he changed it
- is canadian but never sorry??
- speaks like 12 languages, yet still uses ‘bub’ unironically
- thats not how claws work
- kills people and then lectures everyone else about not killing… shut up logan ur not that cute
- why are there 0 fanfictions about the time he was a vampire i hate this fandom
- most of his costumes are just the same things with slight variations… lazy
- his hair always just grows back instantly when he heals so like… how does he shave
- just kidding i love him
- \^~^/// this is him but its only the top of his head because hes so short