Overwatch Healing Crimes

It is officially illegal to call “I need healing” when:
1) you insisted on not being a healer yourself (”We need a healer!”), or you chose a character that conflicts with the team composition (I will NOT enable you to be a bad team player)
2) you did not protect your healer or ran into combat without them
3) without checking the scoreboard to see if YOUR HEALER IS DEAD BC YOU DIDN’T PROTECT THEM
4) while hiding (go find your healer or disengage)
5) without disengaging from combat (heals aren’t going to protect you when the entire enemy team is focus-firing your ass; furthermore, your squishy healers are endangered by being brought into these dangerous areas)
6) the only healer is Lucio
7) not showing any appreciation for the support class?? making derogatory comments?? like you’re right fucked without them??

DLDR: Your support loves you why can’t you love them back <3