I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
dont look at me like that, my dong was too itchy
👌 👌 👌 fuckin nice
You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I have a life.
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