falloutpuppies asked:

solid-snakes answered:

Well, if we are to assume that each of a hognose’s (approximately) 150 belly scutes contains two abs, they have at least 300 abs.

A 300-pack

honeyformytea:

lapillus-the-gargoyle-gecko:

solid-snakes:

kaijutegu:

a buddy of mine saw a hognose snake take his shirt off in the shower and he said that the hognose snake had an eight pack. That the hognose snake was shredded.

He was probably one of those dudebro snakes that only focuses on his neck abs. 

A lot of hogs just work out their neck abs to make their hoods look bigger, but if you really want your bluff to be effective, you have to work out the other 292, too. 

@honeyformytea

Oh my god