The Overwatch Guys as Dads

edgyoverwatchuniverse:

Soldier 76:

• This guy was meant to be a dad
• he doesn’t feel that way 
• he reads ALL the books 

Reaper: 

• Can he even have kids? 
  
• He actually is not that bad as a dad 
• ones of those really badass ones that will do their kids hair (Which comes out terrible) but beats up anyone who comments on it 
• Is a master at building forts 

Genji:

• Such a peaceful guy…. not sure if he can have kids either?
  
• always setting up his kids to tease Hanzo
• takes them a long with mediation to try and show them how but they end up messing with Zenyattas orbs

Zenyatta 

• he has such calm kids 
  
• probably played a lot with Genjis kids 
• also reads all of the books 
• always wants to make sure his kids are comfortable with what they do 

Reinhardt

• dont even get me started on him 
  
• Such a great dad 
• lots of hugs
• always has the best stories 
• his kids all love hasslehoff
• HUGS

Junkrat 

• Kids are as crazy as he is 
  
• same wild laugh 
• not too fond of showers
• love explosions just as much 
• maybe a little bit too much 
• they get in trouble more than their father tbh 

Roadhog

• Can you imagine tiny little roadhogs running around 
  
• they’d have the masks and everything 
• i cant 
• I still hate roadhog though 
• cute kids though 

Bastion 

• ??????
  
• ???
• ??????
• well maybe it would be cute to get him those little wind up robots 
• he would sit in the middle of them 
• Then zarya would crush them 

Torbjorn 

• would usually wonder if his actual babies were in fact turrets 
  
• but he has actually 8 or 9 kids 
• He makes them all learn how to build turrets 
• they all call reinhardt uncle or grampa 
• thought they’re the same age

Winston 

• No time for kids when you have science
• Tracer is enough for him

McCree

• Daddy wild west 
  
• Totally read to his kids all the time 
• loves watching old western movies with them 
• gives them piggyback rides all the time 
• loves dressing them up like a cowboy 
• they end up picking his accent 

Hanzo 

• Kids are like zenyattas
  
• super calm 
• love his tattoos 
• eventually learn how to master the dragons on their own 

Lucio 

• Such a cool dad 
  
• makes them music all the time 
• takes them to his concerts 
• They call D.VA their aunt 
• super cute
• have the dreads and everything 
• have lots of pet frogs