The Escapist

tangentqueenofdragons:

hollywoodcassiecage:

tangentqueenofdragons:

tangentqueenofdragons:

Ya know one day I should write a modern Macbeth where Macduff is a bamf lady born of her trans father and then she kills Macbeth and marries Lady Macbeth

Macdick: no man born of woman can harm Macbeth!

Macduff: uh well I’m not a man, and I was born of my trans father so. Eat your devastated argument on a bed of crispy lettuce. Wham

And then she stabs him

Fuck it, a whole book of queer feminist rewritings of Shakespeare

Modern Much Ado about Nothing where Hero tells Claudio to get fucked and dates Margaret instead

Modern The Tempest where Miranda refuses to be a pawn for all these trash men in her life and takes charge and gets her own ass off the damn island and becomes a badass lady pirate

Modern Merchant of Venice that isn’t horrifically antisemitic

Modern Twelfth Night where when Viola’s identity is revealed Olivia still loves her and they get married

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