Ya know one day I should write a modern Macbeth where Macduff is a bamf lady born of her trans father and then she kills Macbeth and marries Lady Macbeth
Macdick: no man born of woman can harm Macbeth!
Macduff: uh well I’m not a man, and I was born of my trans father so. Eat your devastated argument on a bed of crispy lettuce. Wham
And then she stabs him
Fuck it, a whole book of queer feminist rewritings of Shakespeare
Modern Much Ado about Nothing where Hero tells Claudio to get fucked and dates Margaret instead
Modern The Tempest where Miranda refuses to be a pawn for all these trash men in her life and takes charge and gets her own ass off the damn island and becomes a badass lady pirate
Modern Merchant of Venice that isn’t horrifically antisemitic
Modern Twelfth Night where when Viola’s identity is revealed Olivia still loves her and they get married