ancient guy: i want all the dicks of persia in my ass, i love dicks, give me dicks until i drown
modern historian: well what you have to keep in mind is that ancient cultures had different ideas of how to show affection and express themselves, so it’s actually probable he was talking about his brotherly affection for his people
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