straight ppl: [make jokes at the expense of lgbt people all the time but insist they’re not phobic]
lgbt person: [makes a dumb joke about straight ppl]
straight ppl: that was completely unnecessary and uncalled for, i’m hurt, i’m an ally, why does it suddenly seem like lgbt people are more important than straight people, i did nothing to you, this is unfair, heterophobia exists, google doesn’t show it as a spelling mistake so it must be real,