The Escapist

no-por-favor:

unclefather:

sex tip: tell your partner that you want them to go down on you the next time you have sex. prepare by loading yourself up beforehand with table grapes, just shove them in either hole. red or green grapes work fine, even the cotton candy grapes work! when they perform the act, get ready to push and release a bullet of flavor right into their mouth.

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