The Escapist

gothiccharmschool:

glumshoe:

sarcasticcollegestudent:

glumshoe:

thereissuchathingasatesseract:

glumshoe:

fairygodrobot:

glumshoe:

don’t eat any food given to you by extroverts or while visiting the homes of extroverts

do not tell extroverts your real name

if you are able to see and recognize extroverts, do not acknowledge them and pretend they are invisible to you

when trapped by extroverts, turn your sweater backwards

if you are tired of extroverts coming into your home and disrupting your peace and quiet, an iron horseshoe above your door will usually deter them

If you are traveling by moonlight, do not step within a ring of mushrooms, for the extroverts will come and take you away to their land

when speaking of extroverts, refer to them using polite euphemisms, like “The Socially Inclined” or “The Good People of the Parties” unless you want to attract their attention and/or wrath

Some extroverts will do you kindnesses, such as being the designated social focus at an event or party, allowing you to observe but not participate or talk to others. Many extroverts like offerings of chocolate, or bread and honey.