“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
im just a potato who gained sentience
I rose from the mud. Like Aphrodite! Except it was mud!
The gods placed me here as punishment for coming too close to a major secret. For nineteen rotations of this miserable...
One change of showrunners and cast commitments later, and here I am, being This Catte
I materialized into existence via binary fission from 3.4 squids in a trenchcoat
Cosmic doohickey stuffed into a meat suit gere but go off I guess
one day the world just realized that i’ve always been here
I’m not actually here yet
bold of you to assume I was given birth to