*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me i had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: i guess i'm blind now how am i ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: i think i am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here i go about to get arrested i probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now i have skin cancer how will i tell my parents
*tripping over something*: i guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
