*hears noises at night* well this is it this is the end for me i had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes* i guess i'm blind now how am i ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast* i think i am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by* here i go about to get arrested i probably murdered someone

*taking a test* don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn* great now i have skin cancer how will i tell my parents

*tripping over something* i guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me