The Escapist

maytheodds:

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.

I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.

Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.

Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

cause nothing rhymes with orange I GET IT

Orange letter,
Could be better,
Oranges, dear,
Why so unclear?
DUDE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO END WITH ORANGE OMG