Authors: Ohhh... Yay! i've just created a great character here.
Authors: ooohhh... another one there.
Authors: Let's make them irresistible so the readers will fall head over heels for them.
Authors: Let's add great chemistry, so readers will ship them.
Authors: I think I have created a very lovely character.
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Authors: You are too perfect. Now die.