dumbledore sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet

dumbledore to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something

dumbledore to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too

dumbledore next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo

dumbledore and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out