The Escapist

a-virgin-molotovcocktail:

hollandmartinn:

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cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

• Stay safe
• Congratulations
• That’s what they all say
• Different strokes for different folks
• I hope you have the time of your life
• But you have so much to live for
• Please explain

• think of me

• Don’t fall in
• I’ll alert the media

• Good luck

• Have fun

• Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

• bring me back a souvenir