I have the house to myself and I spend my time by lounging around in costumes. I NEED MORE BELTS AND CHAINS FOR MY PIRATELOCK, GUYS.
Also I love my LARP sword.
“wat do u mean the medallion is cursed?”

“Wait, you grabbed that medallion even after I told you that it looked worthless and dangerous?”

“Out of all the gold, silver, and priceless treasure that was in that wreckage, you hadto choose the one thing that’s probably going to kill you?”