The Escapist

aconsultingmind:

timevstheworld:

aconsultingmind:

I have the house to myself and I spend my time by lounging around in costumes. I NEED MORE BELTS AND CHAINS FOR MY PIRATELOCK, GUYS.

Also I love my LARP sword.

“wat do u mean the medallion is cursed?”

“Wait, you grabbed that medallion even after I told you that it looked worthless and dangerous?”

"Out of all the gold, silver, and priceless treasure that was in that wreckage, you hadto choose the one thing that’s probably going to kill you?”

“Well, yes, of course. Coins are so boring, John.”

"This is far more interesting. It even has a skull. Billy can come along on all sorts of adventures now.”

"And, Please. Curses are really just a superstition, those are always made up by those who wish to keep their unruly children, crew, or otherwise, in check. "Oooh, no! Don’t touch that it’s bad for youu~” “

“Really now. It’s just a piece of jewellery. What could possibly go wrong?”