#i bet there’s a happy team of shield employees #who keep submitting forms about how steve needs another outfit #he should probably come in for another fitting #but sir we need to make sure the hip to shoulder ratio is perfect #oh and we want to make sure there’s a perfect kevlar section for each ab #just stand there while i get the oil #did i say oil?#i meant measuring tape #funny #what a hilarious misspeak (tags by ifeelbetterer)