Thorin in TBOTFA
Thorin: EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK FOR THE ARKENSTONE
Thorin: except for bilbo
Thorin: EVERYONE GET READY FOR BATTLE
Thorin: bilbo you need to wear this shirt that is the second most valuable thing in the mountain so you don't get hurt
Thorin: EVERYONE IN HERE IS AGAINST ME
Thorin: except for you bilbo you would never betray me
Thorin: EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT FOR BILBO
Thorin: bilbo you are now my husband no take backsies
