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thebrownhatter:

slingwebber:

I went to school with this guy, in middle school (2008) we were all in choir, he would play the Oblivion theme on the teacher’s piano and we would all run around the classroom doing these antics. Now he’s viral.

This man is a legend.

@emmybunnie

15 Jul 17   +  423,573 notes
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ok so we've seen reptiles on skateboards and it was amazing but has anyone thought about *bam bam bam* amphibians in rollerblades?

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yeah !!!

iguanamouth:

shaebay:

changlingsea:

@shaebay, axolotl on quads! Eeep!

Omg yes! Though he needs some gear so he doesn’t hurt himself!

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The Instruments As Shit My Band Members Pulled On The Disney Trip

piccolos: ate a flower off a bush in the line for splash mountain on a dare
flutes: pretended little sister was invisible for entire week
clarinets: got separated from girlfriend on bus for pda...ten minutes into the trip
saxophones: put hands up on space mountain despite warnings and smashed them on a beam
trumpets: overslept and had to be picked up at house the morning we left
mellophones: pet a pelican on beach and got bitten, continued to attempt to pet random birds the rest of the week
trombones: started sobbing hysterically at the end of back to the future
baritones: tried to bring a pair of pliers into the parks, got them through animal kingdom but they got taken away at epcot
tubas: found a coconut lying on the beach, then smashed it open and ate it
pit percussion: brought a logging chain on the bus and pulled it out to slam it on the seats as accompaniment to the songs in movies
drum line: reached back to hold girlfriend's hand on splash mountain but grabbed the chaperone's instead...and didn't notice for almost five minutes
color guard: left out the emergency door of a mcdonald's which summoned the police and set off the alarm
drum majors: climbed up into luggage compartment of bus and crawled down it through everyone's carry on bags
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