The Escapist

sashayed:

everyworldneedslove:

unclesteeb:

pastelfalcon:

tonyefuckingstark:

#Sam Wilson: Sassy Bitch Graduate 2k14

I always kinda fixate on how Sam’s gaze lingers condescendingly on Steve after he delivers this line, and it’s produced this headcanon where after the VA scene, Sam and Steve go out on a date and hit it off really well and go back to Sam’s place and bang, but Steve wakes up while Sam is still making breakfast and is like “I’m sorry to do this, but I have to go” and is apologetic and cringe-y and Sam kinda watches him dubiously with his spatula in hand but is like “alright, man, see you around.” Whether Steve left because he got cold feet or a mission kinda varies in my head. But it makes Sam’s “if u EAT breakfast u fuckin shit” face in this scene (and the startled but slightly reserved way he initially answers the door) funnier to me.

Like I have not been able to stop thinking about this????

It… also kinda explains Steve’s little “okay I deserved that” head bob?

also explains

fuckyeahtonystark:

Tony’s biggest fear of losing Steve came true. 

mrsgingles:

So no matter what, I promise you. If you need us – if you need me – I’ll be there.

toodrunktofindaurl:

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

Steve won’t stop hearing about this for weeks… or months

cookiejamals:

The First Avenger (2011) // The Winter Soldier (2014)

prettyarbitrary:

dvswraatins:

amusewithaview:

captainsassymills:

His style has evolved a lot since Avengers

Reading left-to-right from the top down:

1.  fitness instructor AU

2.  celebrity on the down low AU

3.  I’m your new IT guy AU

4.  mechanic/plumber AU

5.  soccer!dad AU

6.  I don’t even know, every time I look at him in that jacket my brain goes blank save for a running loop of “TAKE ME, I’M YOURS” text.  Follow your bliss, people - and go forth and write fic!

Really bugs me he’s not hanging up that towel. Is he tossing it into a laundry hamper? You just don’t know. (frets)

Come on, he’s Steve Rogers.  Can you actually imagine him, a guest in someone’s house and throwing his towel on their floor?  Of COURSE it’s going into a hamper, or at least somewhere appropriate.

jenngeek:

mickeyandcompany:

Captain America’s uniform evolution from The First Avenger (2011) to Civil War (2016)

I love this evolution because I can very clearly remember thinking “bless you Coulson” four years ago but, in retrospect, it’s transformed into “Coulson, why? Coulson no.”

bless the Commander Rogers uniform forever and ever amen.

blamesteve:

You know me. You’ve known me your whole life.

moriarteay:

spit-polished-steel:

Steve Rogers realizing that being bisexual must not be an illness because the serum didn’t “cure” it.

now this is a headcannon i can get behind

rob-anybody:

#i bet there’s a happy team of shield employees #who keep submitting forms about how steve needs another outfit #he should probably come in for another fitting #but sir we need to make sure the hip to shoulder ratio is perfect  #oh and we want to make sure there’s a perfect kevlar section for each ab #just stand there while i get the oil #did i say oil?#i meant measuring tape #funny #what a hilarious misspeak (tags by ifeelbetterer)