The Escapist

princessxbumblebee:

friendraichu:

fuckyeahasexual:

The Boats Thing

“I know it’s pretty wild for an asexual to get married, but…”
“Not really, John and I are aces and we’re married.”
“Our wedding was nautical-themed.”
“Why nautical? Is that, like, an asexual thing?”
“No man, We just really like boats.”
“Some asexuals are also a-romantic, but others have relationships like anyone else.”
“But involving boats?”
“I feel like you’re getting really hung up on the boats thing.”
“So, it’s not weird for an ace to get married?”
“No, if you found someone who really accepts you for who you are, go for it.” 

I have never seen asexuality and aromanticism discussed so casually on TV before and it’s honestly making me emotional. Thank you to the writers of Bojack Horseman for this.

The voice actor of Todd (Aaron Paul I believe his name is) is actually the one who pushed for the word “asexual” to be said on the show! Gotta give him huge props.

tag yourself: aroace edition
no one likes gender rolls unless they’re chocolate flavor with a lot of icing

theasexualityblog:

asexuality-and-depression submitted:

Canadian ace here! I took this photo at the Edmonton pride parade on June 4. When I saw this person carrying the ace flag, it made me so happy!

astuziathematica:

the best thing about being asexual is that i immediately become the best at everything

• ace student
• ace friend
• ace dancer
• ace gamer
• ace musician
• ace attorney

the-ice-emperor:

So I heard it was Ace Day on the eighth, and even though I said I wouldn’t be posting for a while this seemed like a thing I wanted to be part of. I don’t hide my asexuality, but there are still a lot of people who don’t know about it because they haven’t asked and I haven’t told. I started only with my card (ace of spades), but I then decided to make all the suits. Feel free to use these for your own AceDay, as long as you give credit. Look at the captions or this post to see which is which.

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”

“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”

“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

“Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk”

“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”

“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”

“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”

“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”

“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”