skittycatz:

dimetrodone:

alexandot:

you can make me like any design by pointing at it and saying ‘butch lesbian’ that’s my greatest weakness. you could point at a moth and be like ‘thats butch’ and id be like, shit, that’s my fave bug now

Apples are just butch pears. Solid and broad, harder, crunchier. The sweet forbidden fruit we all desire.

Your post got me thinking.

the-cloudy-dreamer:

I may not be an american nor gay but what I AM is glad to have woken up today in world with a little more equality in it and one that specially celebrates love as it should be: free and without apologies.

Let’s play a game!

robotslenderman:

kkalcollection:

adhesivesandscrap:

femlourry:

airbornranchdressing:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

i decided to go through the first couple hundred tags (i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard) and here are some highlights

I lost it at the glitter glue

my whole torso hurts from laughing and i’m dizzy

A margarita.

nowherepotato:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

literally the best post i have ever reblogged