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01 Jul 15   +  862,606 notes
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What the signs feel like

arianastrology:

Aries:  a charger that only works in a certain position
Taurus:  the other 4 guys in Maroon 5 that no one knows
Gemini:  overdosing on chicken nuggets
Cancer:  an instagram post captioned “im so ugly in this” with no comments
Leo:  america’s next top garbage can
Virgo:  every preteen girl when Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant and ruined Zoey 101
Libra: missing the clap in the Friends intro
Scorpio:  the “i” that gets stepped on by the lamp from Pixar
Sagittarius:  when you haven’t had your phone for a while and you expect a bunch of notifications and you have none
Capricorn:  when you say something in a group message and no one answers
Aquarius:  drowning in vodka
Pisces:  that eraser that only makes things worse

29 Jun 15   +  18,941 notes
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scrickiras:

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