Anonymous asked:

OK that last message about makeup made me think you could probably put any makeup you wanted on someone's face. :D

answered:

Of course I can I’m a professional

shadesofdixon:

^{Dean Winchester // 09x12 Sharp Teeth}

Asexual!Dean Winchester - headcanons

acesthetically-pleasing:

So, this is for @sleepingwiththesoldier who according to some posts I’ve seen, wanted some ace Dean headcanons. I hope you’ll enjoy. :)
- asexual!Dean acting overly sexual, because that’s what he is supposed to be doing, when he is young and just a kid really he smiles at a pretty girl and someone says he will grow up to be a heart-breaker and they laugh, dad chuckles, and it’s funny, so he does it again and again, charms his way into women’s hearts over and over again. What a cute boy, they say, what a charmer! It’s a brilliant way to get whatever he needs - be it food, money, a favor or forgiveness - out of older ladies and mums, and even a few guys who think he is an adorable little shit. (Which is fair enough.)
- he keeps at it, it becomes natural response, funny, hilarious, charming kid, except when it finally works and he is quite surprised by it, because apparently he is no longer a cute kid, but he is a young teenager boy and flirting with a girl to make her help him with math turns apparently into an actual flirting without him noticing and she gives him a shy kiss behind the library building and apparently they’re a couple and Dean doesn’t know what to do with that and is so glad, when they finally move away after few awkward weeks,
- still, he passed math and the kiss wasn’t that gross, so it still works, so he keeps at it,
- he flirts, he kisses, he learns what making out really means and that sometimes his flirting can apparently reach those he thought were still on the joke, when a woman twice his age blushes and touches him longer than needed, when she’s saying goodbye after he fixed her car,
- still, he gets more money, bigger tips, some kisses are rather fun, and it’s always hilarious to see if he can get those girls to react, it’s a game, it’s fun, so he keeps at it,
- it’s a month to his seventeen birthday, when dad talks to him and Dean figured most of those things out, he is not a kid, for god’s sake, but then dad says that he knows how Dean is and how it is to be his age, so he wants him to be careful and never leave Sammy alone, even he wants to spend a night at some girl’s house. And all Dean gets from that is that as long as he doesn’t leave Sammy alone, it’s okay to sometimes slip out to be away from them. Dean doesn’t want to escape, like Sammy does, like he tried already, but sometimes everything is too much and Dad and Sam are fighting again, and they just finished a case, and Dad is drunk, but someone’s got to make sure they eat and there’s the stupid homework and Dean just needs a bit of rest, a night away from his usual flavor of troubles. And if the girl he flirts with can give him that, then why shouldn’t he use the opportunity?
- and then Sammy grows up and dad gives him the talk and Sam is a nervous mess and Dean tells him to stop stressing so much, because it’s just sex. It’s not that big of a deal. Because it isn’t, really. Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes it’s a challenge, sometimes it’s a way to escape for a bit. But there’s no reason to obsess over it, it’s just sex.
- and Dean has a lot of sex. He rather likes it. It’s fun. It’s a challenge. It’s a game. It’s something to take his mind of off more bleak things. It’s a way to get some warm company for a while.
- and then some guy hits on him. He punches Sam’s arm for laughing so hard at Dean’s shocked reaction. He downplays it quickly and tells Sam to drop it few days later, ‘cause he already forgot all about it. It wasn’t a big deal (it was a bit), he doesn’t even remember what the guy was like (he had blonde, curly mess of hair, bright eyes and a nice leather jacket, he was taller than Dean, but slimmer), he never even bothered to learn the guy’s name in the first place! (Martin)
- Dean tells Sammy very sternly that he’s not gay, he never wanted to fuck another guy.
- He doesn’t tell him he never really wanted to fuck a chick, either. Well, he enjoyed it obviously, but he wasn’t more attracted to those girls than to Martin or any other guy.
- He sleeps with his first guy, when Sam is already in college. It’s okay. It’s fun. It takes the edge off. He picked the right guy - or he picked Dean, really - he was fun and not clingy at all. Dean figures he likes men and women about the same, though girls catch his eyes more often. They’re easier. He’s used to casually flirting with them, he doesn’t even think about it. It just happens and sometimes it gets him off.
- Guys are trickier, because he has to think about it and he just doesn’t. Still, sometimes they think of him and sometimes he lets them.
- Dean never fell in love with a guy, so there was no point in ever bringing that up. He slept with one once every blue moon. He fell in love with a few girls over the years and it did make sex a bit better, because he knew them and it was a fun in it’s own way. Still, it also made sex a bit duller and expected more often and Dean wasn’t the greatest in long term plans or relations.
- When Dean does start falling for a guy Sam is possibly the first one to notice. And he is surprised. And he gets Dean just drunk enough and gets him to talk and asks if he likes guys at all. Dean shrugs and admits he possibly likes them as well as girls and Sam stares at him and says: “So we’re actually both bi?” And Dean shrugs again, because what the hell it matters? And doesn’t much pause at the “both” part, because he is not the one who needs to figure everything out and have a proper label rightly stuck on. “It’s not a rocket science, Dean. You look at some girls and you look at some dudes and they’re hot and you want to fuck them.” Sam shrugs, clearly drunk, Dean snorts. “I don’t think I’ve ever actually thought that,” he admits and Sam frowns.
- Sam casually leaves on his laptop tabs open with websites about asexuality and Dean rolls his eyes and yeah, maybe Sam is onto something there, so he is glad his brother can rest the case. He doesn’t really care, not sees what it changes. He likes chicks and he likes dudes, and he likes getting off, and flirting is fun and easy and a way to get what he wants. That’s it and there’s no point in being all feely-mushy about it. Dean’s fine.
If you actually would be interested in my ace headcanons for any another character - feel free to ask. :)