The Escapist

one-time-i-dreamt:

My ex friend was yelling at me near a hill, so I took out my gun and tried to shoot her. Then Obama jumped in harm’s way and got shot in the chest. I ran to him, sobbing. I hugged his body to me as he whispered his last words , “We protect our enemies, so that they one day would do the same for you.”

the-real-eye-to-see:

There is nothing this man can’t do!

bisexualscotty:

positive-memes:

Wholesome Super soaker inventor!

His name is Lonnie Johnson and he used to work at NASA!

More from the same thread:

c2oh:

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

fattyatomicmutant:

disneystheweekenders:

Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be

koopysanz:

yamino:

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!

-Yamino

P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!

this was really cute (also Mama Bear mode is real, I wanna be like this for friends too > w >)

mcpippins:

no matter where you find yourself this month, in the closet or out, decided or deciding, you’ll always be a hero in my book 🏳️‍🌈

satanic-canadian:

enrique262:

How professionals sink nails. 

[WHACK]

jaxblade:

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Beautiful madness

quoteallthethings:

the best thing for being sad

copperbadge:

auressea:

leofgyth:

(x)

@copperbadge have you appropriately labelled your ‘frame-on-Murder Wall” yet?

In the art college at my undergrad, they put one of those placards on the elevator. :D 

I haven’t put a placard! I would call it “This color saved me roughly $10K”.