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pagingme:

boom

18 Jul 16   +  1,178,735 notes
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fuks:

when someone tells a funny joke @ ur expense

09 Jul 16   +  19,318 notes
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sydwiki:

A fun little bee commission from etsy!

beecutefor df
06 Jun 16   +  1,697 notes
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rifa:

arachnocomrnunism:

pearl-apologism:

nagisakaworu:

pearl has been shown to be a responsible and law abiding driver. do you think she’s licensed? do you think pearl went to the dmv to get her drivers license? i mean if she’s intent on obeying traffic laws she’d probably care about getting her license fair and square, right? what kind of information is on pearl’s drivers license? she has no full name. she has no birthday. did the beach city dmv just decide there’s no reason to question that because gems are weird and she was deserving of a license anyway? imagine pearl having a wallet and pulling out this card

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imagine Pearl getting pulled over and sticking her hand inside her Fuckign forehead and pulling out this card

Pearls license expires today

Can you believe Pearl is at the DMV RIGHT NOW getting this renewed?

03 Jun 16   +  74,672 notes
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omg-hawkeye:

omg #22

29 May 16   +  77,194 notes
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carterbluteyker:

thomassandersbuttblog:

That Awkward Moment Trying to Cross 🚘

HOLY SHIT, I SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

26 May 16   +  177,151 notes
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circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

04 May 16   +  315,387 notes
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cute things to call ur s.o.

beerightsactivist:

  • bumblebae
  • small and precious bee
  • very small and precious bee
  • honey bee
  • destroyer of worlds
  • bb (pronounced bee bee, a neat alternative to baby)
03 May 16   +  95,814 notes
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railroadsoftware:

evnw-super-s-infinity-arc:

Why doesn’t she have pants on

she’s Aries

21 Apr 16   +  471,632 notes
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captioned-vines:

jaxxgarcia:

Biphobia is cute lol bye ✌🏼️

1: “Jackie, you don’t get it! As a lesbian, I just know you’re gonna cheat on me for a man.”

2: “That’s fucking cute considering you think we’re gonna date at all with that kind of fucking attitude.”

20 Apr 16   +  15,123 notes
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tharook:

imanaires:

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

15 Apr 16   +  793,451 notes
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why I’m actually a bee:

beeahrt:

🐝likes honey
🐝fuzzy legs
🐝bumps into things
🐝flowers!!
🐝bright colors!
🐝wants to help
🐝tries my best everyday

14 Apr 16   +  40,621 notes
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for dfmeburbs
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♦FF