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luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

03 Oct 14   +  80,166 notes
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riotslug:

heller — to hella
je helle                     nous hellons
tu helles                   vous hellez
il/elle helle                ils/elles hellent

passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé

06 Sep 14   +  46,185 notes
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michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

21 Jul 14   +  567,419 notes
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theweetosdoesart:

caerulearosae:

theweetosdoesart:

Vive la révolution!

Probably an Unsuccessful one.

17 May 14   +  120,996 notes
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ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

25 Apr 14   +  86,112 notes
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