salemnevada:

“ That’s enough beer cowboy, come to bed.”
“… Do I get more scritches?”
“ Yes.”

This is for @shooponthemoon ! Awhile ago she requested this. Jesse loves head scritches more than beer. Lol

motherfuckingshakespeare:

aleatoryw:

warriorprincebellamy:

shakespeare’s character descriptions/stage directions/contexts are so vague it makes me so happy. wanna make Laertes hamlet’s ex boyfriend? doesn’t say HE’S NOT. wanna make juliet a trans girl? WHERE IN THE SCIRPT DOES IT SAY SHE ISN’T??? fucking put King Lear in SPACE set that shit on the enterprise THERE ARE NO RULES IN SHAKESPEARE 

Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but since Shakespeare’s work is hella old, it’s out of copyright. Meaning all the stories are now public domain. Meaning there are literally NO RULES. If you want to cross over two or more of his works and set them in a small college town but also include a character who’s an alien? Totally legal- to publish, even.

Originally posted by yell0w-diam0nd

kneegroping:

john watson has been through so much SHIT, he has gotten through so much BY HIMSELF, and despite “having trust issues” he trusts sherlock blindly and stays loyal to him, he opens himself up after everything, gives people second chances, and despite being ACTUALLY SHOT AND ALMOST DYING, is still a capable doctor. he is smart as a whip, contributes valued medical opinions and outside observations to sherlock that are tremendously helpful. he’s kind and brave loving, he’s honest and flawed has a lot of feelings but doesn’t know how to express them and i could go on and on but like please try to tell me john watson is boring when he is one of the most wonderful and multidimensional characters ever created

57circlesofhell:

No, but if Martin were to do a terrible “john is good at sex” interview, he has a lot to go on because John:

• is a medical doctor with an intimate knowledge of human anatomy
  
• has found a prostate on screen
  
• is always licking his lips so probably has an oral fixation
  
• can walk comfortably with a tire iron down his pants
  

I could go on, but you get the idea

charminglyantiquated:

there’s dozens of stories about some kid from our world falling into a different, magical one, being the chosen one or the close companion of the chosen one and saving the world, and then going home where they’re delighted to see their family again and have a new…

berylbatch:

John showing up To Sherlock’s recitals bloody and dirty from rugby practice

OR

Sherlock showing up to John’s games still in full costume and stage makeup

martainducreff:

Sherlock doing experiments on the kitchen table until late in the evening until John appears, soft and warm from sleep, to wrap his arms around Sherlock, kiss the nape of his head, bury his nose in his curls and ask him to come back to bed because he doesn’t like sleeping alone ❤️❤️❤️

anotherwellkeptsecret:

I fit people for tuxes every day. So the idea of Sherlock and John being fitted for tuxes together is really cute because Sherlock would waltz in and be all, “John wears a 42-short, right sleeve at 32.90 inches and the left sleeve at 33 inches precisely. His waist is exactly 36.5 inches and his…

Headcanon that John Watson:
-has the body of a heavyweight champion in Afghanistan and is extremely fit
-becomes malnourished and suffers from lack of appetite after he is discharged
-and then becomes a joyful, pudgy, adorable, healthy puppy once he has Sherlock.

Fawn Sherlock and LopJohn need to either have a jackalope baby or find one and take care of it