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bisexualscotty:

positive-memes:

Wholesome Super soaker inventor!

His name is Lonnie Johnson and he used to work at NASA!

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c2oh:

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

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larvitarr:

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i never get to see x men evolution shit on my dash and this is what you fuckers give me

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98porgs:

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thatmetticguy:

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grawly:

teamhellnope:

brainbubblegum:

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

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piglet strikes back

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sayori-chr:

empirecities:

batmanseyeliner:

yewberryeater:

yewberryeater:

empirecities:

cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

wheres the . wheres the link

wheres the fucking link

https://youtu.be/i98bKRYIZd8

WHAT THE F U C K

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i have physically ascended to nirvana

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nesskain:

Reinhardt, ready for battle.

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kitsune2022-artish:

So Hanzo’s lines came out for Heroes of the Storm. And he is not messing around with any of you losers. I don’t even know if I have freelance to do today, drawing this was more important.

More Overwatch Things

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chefpyro:

kezan-raven:

mad-top-hatter:

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

is that fuckin john dimaggio

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sea-of-blood-red-roses:

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pr1nceshawn:

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

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My dad was a veterinarian in the meat animal industry so here is an explanation of why medium rare is a thing with steaks, but not chicken:

In beef, what you worry about is e. coli.  In healthy live cattle (and they must be healthy to be butchered for consumption) e. coli is only in the digestive tract but it can escape and contaminate the outside of the beef during slaughter and butchering.  The bacteria does not migrate to the interior of the meat as there is no circulation to take it there.  So you can eat beef where the inside is less cooked as long as the outside is well seared to kill any bacteria that may be on it.  Hamburger should always be thoroughly cooked because it is all “outside”.

With chicken, the concern is salmonella, which is found through out the body of the chicken.  Chickens can tolerate it, it doesn’t make them noticeably sick, but humans can not, so the entire meat must be cooked enough to kill any bacteria present in the meat.  As a note, it used to be believed that salmonella was not passed on to the eggs and in fact in the 1950′s, when my dad was in Vet school, studies showed it was not present in the eggs even if it was present in the hen.  That’s why there used to be a lot of recipes that used raw eggs, it was safe then.  However due to some change in the bacteria, or changes in egg-farming practices, it is now found in eggs as well.  The amounts are small, and if you are eating eggs within a couple days of being laid it’s probably not a problem, but store eggs are old enough for bacteria to have reproduced to dangerous levels and the liquid interior allows it to spread all through the egg.

As a side note, with pigs the concern is trichinosis, a parasite that used to be common in pigs and spread to humans through under-cooked pork.  However, it has been essentially eliminated in commercially produced pork these days.  It should be safe now to eat “medium rare” pork, but trichinosis was so horrible and the fear of it so ingrained that it is rare to see pork that is not well done.

Also, if you see pink pork, it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s not cooked. The relationship between heat and colour isn’t like with beef and chicken.

For instance, if you cut a pork roast or something, any pink flavour will become intensified when exposed to oxygen. It starts immediately, but you really start to notice the effect after a few minutes have passed.

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smgoetter:

Remember this post about my WW AU where Link’s Grandma dons the hero’s clothes to save Link and Aryll? Well I wrote out a whole little comic to introduce the concept. 

I was thinking of having a whole little zine with this comic and some new drawings in time for DINK next month! So look forward to that in the future!

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courier-zer0:

Are the Overwatch VA’s even real

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wistfulvulpine:

McHanzo Week: Day 6 (First Date || Domestic Life)

“Remember our first date? The stars were just as pretty then.”

“I was preoccupied with another beauty.”

{Couldn’t decide which was cuter so I went with both!)

Check out the rest of this week’s pics in my tag!

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can tumblr safety filter block THIS

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positive-memes:

Good for him!

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