areyousuretonightsadangernight:
He is here
Fact: timevstheworld comes up with great AU headcanons where Modern AU Smaug is actually a circus owner, and not only is the ringmaster but a performer as well.
It lead to pretty things and aerial silks and me listening to a tonne of dark cabaret.

Modern/Casual AU Smaug(lock)?
Yeah.
This is all because of some gold shoes I found on Ebay. Which I promptly purchased when pandoyareblogs came up with the idea of CasualSmaug.
The shirt can be found here: http://www.redbubble.com/people/sixeyedmonster/works/11100860-desolation-is-coming?p=t-shirt&ref=shop_grid